Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
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urggggg… personal issues
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
WHAT THE FUCk
I JUST PISSED MYSLEF
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ok, every time I see gifs of food now, I just assume it is hannibal fandom
even if it is, like, totally innocent gifs of chocolate souffles and garlic bread.
I just assume it is, like, chocolate and blood souffle and bread with intestine salsa or smthing. I just assume, and then I remember people get hungry and post food gifs just bc they want to eat food.
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favorite artists: Joseph Mallord William Turner, “The painter of light” (1775-1851)
“You should tell them that indistinctiveness is my forte” — Turner’s reply when hearing that some rich douchebag that purchased one of his paintings complained about it and called it indistinct (Willy’s taking none of your shit)
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The most important sixty minutes of news of your week.
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